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« on: February 04, 2010, 06:43:21 pm »

POST NIYO!!

KAHIT MGA KWENTONG BARBERO




POST NA KO LATER...
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 06:44:52 pm »

ITO KWENTONG BARBERO


MANGANGANAK NA ANG BABAE....TAPOS NAHIHIRAPAN SIYA....
SABI NG TATAY

TATAY : HONEY HUMANDA KA PAPASOK KO TITI KO...
NANAY : SIGE LANG
TATAY : AYAN NAKAPASOK NA....ANAK KUMAPIT KA MAIGI


PUTA KAHIT KORNI POST NIYO DITO
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 09:24:02 am »

corny nga!! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 09:43:04 am »

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist its his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and his girlfriend meets him at the door.

Oh, Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! she says.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and Whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious.

The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 09:43:49 am »

ayos ah may spam check
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 02:43:02 pm »

Bboy : kuya laki titi mo?

enzo : chupain kita gusto mo?

Bboy : Go lang kuya, basted kasi ako e. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 02:44:57 pm »

boy1 : tangina ka
boy2: tangina mo rin
boy1 : ah ok!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 02:45:16 pm »

Bboy : kuya laki titi mo?

enzo : chupain kita gusto mo?

Bboy : Go lang kuya, basted kasi ako e. Smiley

patay.. tinira nananam
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 02:56:49 pm »

1: KNOCK KNOCK
2: WHO'S THERE?
1: MIGHTY MOUSE
2: MIGHTY MOUSE WHO?
1: MIGHTY MOUSE OUTSIDE CHICAGO! CANT STOP HIDING I DONT KNOW WHY!

UNGAS!
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 03:04:07 pm »

1: KNOCK KNOCK
2: WHO'S THERE?
1: MIGHTY MOUSE
2: MIGHTY MOUSE WHO?
1: MIGHTY MOUSE OUTSIDE CHICAGO! CANT STOP HIDING I DONT KNOW WHY!

UNGAS!


+10 hahaha  Grin
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boy> SEX TAYO!
girl> AYAW KO MAGAGALIT BF KO!
boy> SINO BA BF MO?!!

girl> TANG INA MO EDI SI LAWRENCE!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 03:06:48 pm »

1: KNOCK KNOCK
2: WHO'S THERE?
1: MIGHTY MOUSE
2: MIGHTY MOUSE WHO?
1: MIGHTY MOUSE OUTSIDE CHICAGO! CANT STOP HIDING I DONT KNOW WHY!

UNGAS!

hukay na hukay
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 03:07:27 pm »

BWAHHAHA BAGO YAN LOL NARINIG KO LANG SA RADYO HAHAHA
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 03:08:38 pm »

hahahahaha Smiley spamero
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boy> SEX TAYO!
girl> AYAW KO MAGAGALIT BF KO!
boy> SINO BA BF MO?!!

girl> TANG INA MO EDI SI LAWRENCE!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 03:15:13 pm »

pakshet 9!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2010, 05:45:11 pm »

patay.. tinira nananam

hahaha

bboy : tirahin niyo ko sa pwet.! bASTED ako!
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